Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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Robert Downey Jr and his son, Exton, for Vanity Fair

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: the dc in washington dc originally stood for “da capital” but abraham lincoln thought it was unprofessional and changed it

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shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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vastderp:


getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

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goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

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17. Professional procrastinator. Physically in the US and mentally in the UK.